Hi! I'm chris escue. I design databases, build software, and dabble in the culinary arts.

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Wait, do people actually blog anymore?
I built this website about four years ago, and I haven't really done anything with it. Since the world has since become a hellscape, now's as good a time as any to change that. As the sidebar suggests, I'm Chris. I mostly talk to computers, occasionally I talk to people. I enjoy cooking, makin...

a more banal helloworld.exe
Hello! I don't know how you found your way here, but welcome to my personal website.